Girl Nice Mobile where did you Buy | Theaf Sms | Girls Sms

Girl:Nice Mobile where did you Buy.

Boy:I win this mobile in Race.

Girl: how many participation in race?

Boy:Police,Mobile Owner & Me..!!! 

:D   :D   :D   :D   :D   

A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother | Girls Sms

A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...

Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..

Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..

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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :

Clappinggg

Batao Kutta Shadi Kyun Nahe Karta | Teacher Sms | Miss Sms

Teacher: Batao Kutta Shadi

Kyun Nahe Karta?

Student: Miss Ose Bhala Kia

Zarort Shadi Ke Wo To Pehly

Kutton Wali Zindage Guzaar

Raha Hota Hai...!!!

Sardar ko invitation mila | Sardar Sms | Friends Sms

Sardar ko invitation mila

k

party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.

Sardar party me pohncha

To dekha

k

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Logon ne

pant

aur shirt b pehni hui hy...!!!

Pathan ki wife | Pathan Sms | Wife Sms

Pathan ki wife ;

aj muje koi esi bat kaho k muje khushi b ho or gusa b aye. . . ? ? ?

Pathan ;

Tm meri Zindgi ho0. . . . .

B.v ;

or , or kuch. . . .

Pathan ;

0r lanat hy esi Zindgi par. . .!!!

English Teacher | Teacher Sms | Student Sms

English Teacher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?

"Me Nach rha hu,

Tum Nach rhe ho,

Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"

STUDENT:Sir ye

"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. . .!!!

Friend Sardar say | Sardar Jokes

Friend (Sardar) say:

Main Tennis kay baray me aap say Zyaada Jantha hoon.

Sardar:

Accha tay ayy dus kay Tennis day Net which kinnnay Moray hondday nay